He is the f*cking best
I cry myself to sleep every night because
- I am not him
- I’m probably never marrying him
i just want to meet him. imagine how happy he is with his life! he was probably bored out of his mind in most classes, and always told to grow up or he’d never amount to anything. now he makes kids happy all day everyday and has his own fandom!
Wow he’s fucking precious
when i was in kindergarten i had this babysitter who cooked the best steak i’d ever had and i’d always ask what it was and she said “people” every time and i’d laugh and ask what it really was and she’d just reply “people” and i found out in first grade that she got arrested and was sentenced to 50 years-life in prison
and that’s the story about how my babysitter was basically hannibal lecter and i was will graham for a whole year